Testing, Testing 1-2-3 (Part 3)

References:

Fuck." The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. 4th ed. 2000. 19 May 2009 http://www.bartleby.com/61/95/F0349500.html.

"Your." The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. 4th ed. 2000. 19 May 2009 http://www.bartleby.com/61/87/Y0028700.html.

"Mother." The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. 4th ed. 2000. 19 May 2009 http://www.bartleby.com/61/78/M0437800.html.

"Logic." The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. 4th ed. 2000. 19 May 2009 http://www.bartleby.com/61/5/L0230500.html.

Testing, Testing 1-2-3 (part 2)

If your mother is very physically attractive and embodies the qualities the word (mother) itself connotes:

Mother
TRANSITIVE VERB: Inflected forms: moth·ered, moth·er·ing, moth·ers. To watch over, nourish, and protect maternally.


Logic dictates that I would like to have sexual intercourse with your mother. Now, you cannot accuse me of possessing anti-social traits, because logical thinking, as dictated by society, is one of the elements of a sane, healthy mind; and my desire to fuck your mother was the product of a logical thought process:


Logic
NOUN: 2a. A system of reasoning. b. A mode of reasoning c. The formal, guiding principles of a discipline, school, or science. 3. Valid reasoning.


But, of course, you have caught me out. “Anti-social” may carry connotations of insanity, but it is arguably different from being “insane” per se. Therefore, I am a sane person possessing anti-social personality traits who wants to fuck your mother.

Or, to be more honest, a person who wants to fuck your mother but who doesn’t have enough time to actualize his desire; I’m too caught up in the semiotics, semantics…the very syntax of fucking your mother. In any case, it’s still advisable to keep your mother away from me.

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Testing, Testing, 1-2-3 (part 1)

Fuck
TRANSITIVE VERB:
1. Vulgar Slang To have sexual intercourse with.

Your
ADJECTIVE:
The possessive form of you1. Used as a modifier before a noun: your boots; your accomplishments. 2. A person's; one's: The light switch is on your right.

Mother
NOUN:
1. A woman who conceives, gives birth to, or raises and nurtures a child. 2. A female parent of an animal.

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I'm Not There

The rules of blogging:



1.) There is no "I"



2.) Therefore, there is no concept of self



3.) Therefore, all ipseity is lost



4.) Therefore, all perception is lost



5.) Therefore, all opinions are lost



6.) Therefore, I'll have fuck-all to blog about



7.) Therefore, it's quite pointless to even start a blog



8.) Therefore, I'm a hypocrite



9.) Therefore, I still maintain a sense of self



10.) Therefore, I live in an anguished state in which my mind tells me I should dissolve my "self" but yet cannot stop dwelling on the "frivolous worldly events" that influenced its decision to go all Zen in the first place



11.) Therefore, my state of mind is informed by two very conflicting goals



12.) Therefore, I can't really define who I am



13.) Therefore, I'm a complete fucking mess



14.) Therefore, I'm not there.